Personals - United States: ....Baton Rouge: Looking for a friend

This is our attempt to locate a long-term friend and playmate where we can all enjoy the great things in life and develop a strong trusting friendship. We would prefer a recently divorced gentleman who doesn’t want to hit the bar scene but would like some friendship and sexual fun. Married men must have permission. We don’t want to testify in divorce court.

First, we are not looking for a quick jump in the sack. We are hoping to locate someone who can become a friend and enjoy going places with us and doing fun things. At the same time, this person would share the sexual enjoyment of a beautiful, sexy lady. We are looking for a true friend who would be as comfortable going to a dinner, concert, or casino with us and afterward going back to the hotel for a session of tender, loving sexual fun.

The objective is to find someone who is not judgmental on weight (we both have a few extra pounds and she likes a man with a little meat on his bones) who is straight but not opposed to the men taking turns satisfying her or even potentially having a double penetration if things work out well.

You must be extra clean. Absolutely no diseases and must be willing to prove that. She doesn’t like condoms and only wishes to have unrestricted sexual fun. Therefore, cleanliness is extremely important. We are married and have not had any relationship outside marriage, so we are completely clean.

Please be able to write with more than one note saying what size your dick is. Most guys have one. We're interested in you, not the fact that you have one.

This friend should have some sexual talent, especially the ability to last a normal to extended time. Equipment is not as important as talent, but a little extra length or girth would make her much more interested. She loves the full feeling.

He must be free of tattoos especially those that can be seen publicly. Facial hair is a turn off for her as is smoking. Smoking is a complete deal killer. The “I won’t smoke around you” deal will not work. Absolutely no illegal drugs.

Also, you must be reasonably attractive as there must be a physical attraction. You do not have to be a model, but not a troll. We would prefer someone with some education and social skills.

We’re not looking for numbers, only one good person to become a true friend. This will not happen overnight. The sexual piece of this will develop at its own speed, only after the friendship develops. If you are impatient or pushy, that’s not for us either.

However, if you are still reading this and feel that you still might be interested, please drop us a note. Including a picture would be nice. Please do not be disappointed if she is not interested, we will at least have the courtesy tell you so.

We know, we are probably too picky and you are probably right, but if the right person is out there, you will not be disappointed.

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