Mile High Club

If I masturbate in my private plane at 6,000 feet, do I qualify for the Mile High Club?

Yes

So, I must have really qualified when I got a blow job from an old girlfriend in mine!

Wiguy that makes you qualified to be an astronaut.

I got horny on a plane many years ago looking at a stewardess and went and stroked in the bathroom. Shot a huge load at 35k with her right outside the door.

Does a hand job at 30,000 feet count?

Me: Let’s join the mile high club

Her: Shouldn’t you be flying the plane?

Me: That’s what autopilots are for.

Her: No it isn’t

Getting anal in a plane makes you an asstronaut

Not mile-high material but I tried to buy 15 acres of land from a flight attendant once. Called her to ask about it and found out she had gotten it as part of a divorce settlement and would sell it for the right price. She invited me over. Really nice house. I rang the doorbell and was greeted buy possibly one of the most beautiful mature women I have ever seen. Absolutely gorgeous. I was well dressed and presented myself as all business. I quickly found out why she was divorced. She wasn't bitchy just nervous and jumpy as a cat. She was spooky. I got out of there asap. Anyway, carry on with the more important conversation. Sorry for the thread drift.

pythagoras3, we did it in my Cherokee once but I gained some altitude before we started.

Well. My opinion is. No. But a BJ does Maybe ask Seri.

But we really do need to get to the bottom of this

Anal sex will only happen if she allows you to butt in.

Does a hot air balloon count?

Yes, a mile is a mile; if it's above 5,280 feet, then it counts!

Gosh,,,you guys have planes? I am not keeping up. I don't have a plane and not in the club. My grandfather had 2 of them and I do have a old wooden prop blade in my office though. It was off one of his planes back in the day.

Does Denver count??

I think a hot air balloon counts if it’s high enough. But I don’t think Denver counts If so. I’m in

LOL, wife and I would always try to fly Red Eye's on long trips in states and many times first class, It was easy!

You don’t have a plane Misty ?
Now that does surprise me

Denver is the mile below ground

Couple of my neighbors have runways and planes Rob. But I told you, I am not rich in extra cash, however I am by having no debt. But I only have several grand a month to waste on toys and groceries. Couple of my rich friends will spend that in a weekend party and more not even caring. There are either some extremely rich people in California or some majorly in debt people. I told you Rob, my ranch is small compared to some of my neighbors. I only have a few acres compared to some having tens of thousands, there are major farming operations in California and very large wineries. I am small fish in giant ocean of lots of much larger fish.

Get yourself a drone then musty and tie it to your head

No,but I did get my cock sucked on a cross country trip on a GREYHOUND BUS lol

My Hot Redhead lived with a guy for a few years that had a private Jet. She said he always wanted her Naked the entire flight. He had a pilot and copilot so YES ! She was a member of the Mile High Club many times ! Typical Hot Pussy Redhead !

Rob, I have 3, my security team uses them sometimes.
Your going to have to step it up Rob, your not half as entertaining as you used to be.

I’ll take 40% Misty xx

There are several buildings in Denver that are above a mile high, in one of the buildings the stairwells are marked as being a mile in elevation so yes parts of Denver does count plus a few of our mountains count.

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