Signs of cheating

I saw something on a swinging website about how not getting caught cheating. I pass it along.

1. make sure the woman if she is still fertile is using some effective birth control. The last thing you want if cheating is an unwanted pregnancy.

2. Use condoms. You don't want to take home an STD.

3. Never be seen in public or riding in the same car.

4. Always pay the hotel/motel bill in cash and don't get a receipt.

4 Guys, be careful not to get lipstick or other make up on your underwear or clothes.

5. Both partners, always shower after to get rid of body smells like perfume or shaving lotion.

6. Throw away unused condoms, lubes or other sex aids, You can get more the next time.

7. Be careful not to leave love bites or anything else can leave a bruise and might cause suspicion.

8.
Don't stop having sex with your spouse even if it isn't pleasureful.

Can anyone think of others.

LOL, I have never been into playing with cheaters, just not my thing, always had other options.

I get that some men get off on that but never been for me.

I worked with a guy that had his GF's husband come to the office and shoot him in the parking lot.

Of course the shooter went to jail but my coworker lost his junk, hubby shot him in the crotch. LOL

None of us were surprised it happened, he was always bragging about how he slept with married women.

9. Have plenty of money...because sure as sh*t the other person will threaten to go to your spouse and fuck you up...

10. Don't post any of this on the net....OOPs!

Reminds me of a 1960's movie, "Guide For The Married Man". Robert Morse gives Walter Matthau tips on how to cheat. Funny and and a great cast.

After a night out with the girls cum stains in her panties on the bathroom floor and when you go down on her she tastes like cum, hickeys on her neck and tits that you didn’t do.

After a night out with the girls cum stains in her panties on the bathroom floor and when you go down on her she tastes like cum, hickeys on her neck and tits that you didn’t do.

I never heard of a mans junk being referred to as a parking lot before. LOL

Ponds cold cream,,,removing lipstick on shirt.

3 steps.

Exact same clothing in car.
Exact same soap and shampoo as home
Shower and be ready to account for time.

Signs,,,excuses that don't add up.
Lies and acts like you are crazy not them.
Takes phone calls in private.
Suddenly has to go get something at store,,,to meet someone,,but changing clothes to do it.
Home later than usual.
I would never, I am shocked you would think,,,ya right.

Many things..look for off of normal schedule or routine.

If you shower away from home use the same brand of soap you do at home!

Surely Misty you would just send one of your security teams to follow her ?

If you are curious that your wife is cheating - then she already is.

It's just that you have suddenly woken-up to the fact!

My security follows us around anyway Rob. Some guard the compound, some are my bodyguards. I told you. The remote doesn't trust anything at anytime. Luck favors the prepared.

She has never been out alone Rob, myself or security and myself are always with her. She is always protected. She never has to worry about safety.

Jim in San Fernando...its not if, it is required. You must have exact clothes and soaps. Or you will get noticed that something is different. One odd smell of perfume is not acceptable. And it is best to never, never, let another woman into your car if other women are not in it anyway.

A friend of mine, he keeps a separate secret apartment. He has a blacked out windows secret car. Nobody knows anything about it but a very select few. He owns his own business and can cover for time. He enjoys many wonderful bbws.

Rodney,,,is probably 98 percent correct. The other 2 percent is she is sneaking around looking for a bday gift for YOU.

Rey,,,dumb auto thing

If one spouse cheats, that spouse doesn't value the marriage.

If the other spouse doesn't care then neither of them value the marriage.

Cheating isn't about sex. It's about deception and disrespect. That's what eventually tears the marriage apart. It's easy to forgive sex but difficult to forgive blatant disrespect and violation of trust. Go ahead. Give up your family for sex. It speaks volumes about you.

Who really give a fuck? If my wife cheats she knows the consequences!

Never allowed out alone ? Spoken like a true Muslim mistapha

No one goes anywhere alone, not even myself. There is safety in numbers. If something goes wrong you are not alone. The remote can be a dangerous place. Most people who come to the remote are not capable and spend lots of money setting something up and about a year later they go back to civilization because they are weak and not prepared. I takes a very select person to survive the remote. Most people are not responsible, capable to survive extremes. You speak like a person who has little knowledge of survival outside the city. And remember the city would only last a week or two without the rural supplement of everything. Your electricity, water, food, gasoline..everything you take for granted. We take nothing for granted and are not spoiled in the extreme remote.

Rob...I can't even begin to tell you how many lives I have saved. People don't realize, don't use GPS unless you are prepared where it might take you. There are no gas stations, no stores, nothing unless you brought it yourself. You don't even have mountains Rob. You don't have remote in great Britain. But America has lots of very remote places.

Bonefang: Another great post I completely agree with.

A couple more tips -
* Don't communicate on your phone. All it takes is one popup message or one accidental let your spouse borrow your phone when you've had your email app up and you're cooked.
* Use a secret email address for your communications.
* wherever possible, only use web-based sites (like google chat) for communicating - and only visit those sites from an incognito or "in private" browser window.
* if possible, have a trusted friend that is willing to be your alibi. And make sure the things you're friends for are things you actually *do* - just in case the spouse wants to tag along for. (I really wish I could find someone local to share alibi-ing with!)

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