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By tongueyourbutt on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 1:03 am:

I imagined it would be like Toy Story. A toy box with a K on the bottom of each old toy??!! Maybe donate them to women or couples too shy to buy their own? It is Christmas time.... Toys for Twats???

We just throw them in the recycle bin because we care about the environment.

Is this thing on??? HAHAHA

By rogr on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 5:40 am:

We just throw them on the entrance ramp to I-95 at Atlantic Ave. in Delray Beach to see how long before they are removed. No good place to pull over so they last for months, easy to see due to their bright colors.

By billy_uk on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 6:12 am:

Are they old or just ceased working for no apparent reason at a crucial time ?
Grrrr....
Asking for a friend....

By texasforlife on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 6:22 am:

We just went thru her "toy box" and threw several in the trash. I don't think our community service will accept a recycled dildo and I don't think I'll ask our friends. I've learned when I buy her a toy I need to get her approval first. Long and fat is not something she desires in a toy.

By burgus2 on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 7:52 am:

pay it forward and leave them where someone will find them. city parks, office lunchroom etc

By rlooski on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 8:12 am:

Goodwill.

By iridered2005 on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 8:36 am:

I'll take them, email me for my address 😁

By caspertg on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 8:57 am:

Mine just sit unused in the toy drawer.

By unclechester on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 9:20 am:

Have left them in women's restrooms at major box stores, church, and truck stopsdonated to goodwill

By 79mako on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 9:22 am:

leave them in hotel rooms

By ompos457 on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 9:30 am:

Drop them off at Church's Thrift Store...

By maninbham on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 10:52 am:

We have several that she doesn't really use or like. I need ideas. I have just thrown others before in public trash can.

By tongueyourbutt on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 11:48 am:

Tie shoe laces to them and throw up on the power lines????

By wildoask on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 12:47 pm:

Back in the 1970's, AC repairman found 4 dildoes on the roof of a restaurant attached to a hotel when he went to service the AC unit. We had a good laugh over it.

By doctortits2 on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 1:30 pm:

Donate them to the Salvation Army...

By maturedwm on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 3:12 pm:

I thought dildos were to be thrown on to the court of WNBA games.

By maryvilletn on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 3:50 pm:

I like to leave them in the back of someone pickup truck or keep one in the trunk and save it for the perfect a$$hole who’s parked like they own the world.
If the cars open, drop one in the back floorboard.
If locked, stick it on the roof, by the license plate or hang it off the trailer hitch if they have one.

You can also drop it in someone’s yard if they don’t have a door cam. Have fun getting rid of it.
Mail it to someone when you’re out of town so they have no idea who sent it to them.

By doctortits2 on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 4:39 pm:

mary...looks like you have given this some thought, eh..

By missssmar on Sunday, November 30, 2025 - 6:47 pm:

I usually circular file them, but now you've got me thinking...

By golfingfool247 on Monday, December 1, 2025 - 8:35 am:

Ideas

By stud13 on Monday, December 1, 2025 - 9:54 am:

We Canadians drop them off at our local sex shop.

They are collected and turned into American chewing gum.

By avantegardguy on Monday, December 1, 2025 - 6:02 pm:

Yeah we Americans kinda do the same thing for you Canadians only we collect used condoms for your chewing pleasure !

By stud13 on Tuesday, December 2, 2025 - 8:43 am:

We can't chew gum. We have no teeth. That's why we eat whale blubber in our igloo.

By campechecpl on Wednesday, December 3, 2025 - 3:05 pm:

We give old sex toys to the homeless and to the topless.


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