any good disfunctional family christmas stories

any good disfunctional family christmas stories?

Weller. I think you came to the right place to ask that one All I have is fantasy with a couple sister in laws But fantasy that would never happen

Cue up Robert Earl Keen.

When I was just old enough to think about and want sex, my drunk second aunt (removed) kept looking at me during a family Christmas party. I was too young to try but had many stroke about it.

Is it too late, woody?

My wife and I went home to my parents one year to celebrate Christmas

Their house was full so we had to go to some BOQ's on a nearby naval base.

My big brother was there, too, and we ended up staying in these 'hotel type' rooms right next to each other.

My brother is a prude and had just gotten a divorce. His ex was the only girl he'd ever slept with, and I think he was in his early 40's at the time.

He always did seem to have no problem flirting with my wife whenever we visited. Since my wife oozes sex, she played along. My wife was and is in how, gym shape with fake boobs, and my parents and all 3 brothers always teased her and me lightly about her outfits she wore to family gatherings. Usually super tight pants w/no thong, revealing tops, or a semi-sexy dress. She seemed never to dress casually with sweats - rather she always wore full or semi sexy outfits. My brother told me loves her outfits.

So after we got settled in the room, I convinced my wife to go over there to my bro's room and show him her boobs.

She wore very loose sweats w/no thong, and a loose crop top, showing off her flat abs. So she goes over - he's sitting on the bed, she stands between his knees and lifts up her shirt.

She let him play around with her tits, and he started to lick one of them. Then he looked down, and pulled down and open the front of her sweats, revealing her shaved snatch inches away from his face.

He told her he'd never seen 'a shaved one' before - this was in 2009.

She said by then, she was starting to get super wet because he licked and played with her nipples, her biggest turn on.

He moved his hands to the side of her waistband, and started pulling her sweats down.

He got her sweats down off her butt, and below her snatch, down to her thighs. She said she spread her legs 'just because' and he slid a hand between her thighs.

She said at that point she pulled up her pants and didn't want to go farther because she wasn't ready to do more with my brother because he was my brother. She gave him a peck on the cheek and came back to my room.

This was about 3 years before my wife started sharing. By this time she'd had plenty of guys fondle her on the dance floor inside her shirt (and she got fingered once buy a really younger dude), but she hadn'd gone all the way yet.

My sister in law and I made out one Christmas eve when everyone went to bed . Got a nice hand job too.
It was very functional.

dh747, lucky you. I have some SIl I wish I had that fun with!

midwestguy67. We had some good times. Was a few years ago. Now it's weird when we see each other. they live in another state thankfully or it might have ended badly.

We had 2 main rooms going for football with the TV on. I was in the smaller room. There were 4 of us. Me, my SIL (wife’s younger brother’s wife) and my cousin and his wife. There were 2 couches. My cousin and his wife were on one. He was dozing on and off, barely staying awake. His wife was on her phone, oblivious to everything. I sat down on the other couch with my SIL. She’s younger than me and very attractive. After a few minutes of both of us being very friendly, she asked if I could get a blanket as she said she was chilly. And I did. We were upstairs so we would hear anyone coming up the stairs. SIL had drank a little bit, obviously, but was otherwise fine. She was wearing pants but had taken her boots off, leaving her in socks.

I got the blanket and playfully threw it at her. She spread it out over her and then told me there was plenty of room for me to get underneath. So I did. And after just a minute or so, I felt her foot touching my knee. I didn’t resist or move away. And then her foot slid up to my thigh. The funny thing is we were talking this whole time but she didn’t flinch. I placed my had on her calf and started to lightly stroke it under the blanket. And a minute later, her foot slid up where it was firmly against my growing cock. There was no way this wasn’t intentional. And she just kept on talking like nothing was going on. This really turned me on. Right in front of my cousin and his wife. Her rubbing my cock with her foot went on for several minutes. Both of us were just smiling at each other. My cousin’s wife got up and told us she’d be back in a little bit. Her husband was asleep. When my cousin’s wife went downstairs, my SIL repositioned herself on the couch, moving closer to me. I took that as a hint and moved my hand to her thigh while she continued rubbing my cock. She didn’t resist at all, so I moved my hand to her crotch and began lightly stroking her pussy. This went on for a couple of minutes and her breathing was heavier. This was slowly getting out of hand - and then we heard someone coming up the stairs. We quickly moved apart. It was a good thing because about 8 seconds later, her husband appeared. My wife’s younger brother. He never suspected a thing and sat down on the couch next to my SIL.

That was just last week. And I’m not sure what to do.

nb2435, seems like there's' something going with you guys. You're just have to be careful and sneaky. Get some feels in when you can and see where it goes.

Be patient it will happen, l had all but one, not bad one out of 5

2435;; danger Will Robbinson

DANGER!!

At the very least, resist letting it become romantic. I have preached against affairs on here for years. She and you are walking a fine line between silly, sexual fun and total disaster. Let the big head do the thinking.

I worked with a guy that had an interesting holiday routine. His wife would force him to attend Christmas dinner with her ex husband and his family due to her kids.

Part of the family was west coast liberals, the other part down south red blooded conservatives. They all now lived down south. Every year on the way his wife would admonished him not to bring up politics.....and every year as soon as all the men arrived and sat down in the living room, he would immediately say something such as "what do you think about......and bring up the current hottest political red button topic at the moment. Instaneously the fighting and arguing would start and carry on for the rest of the time. He prided himself in the fact he could then sit back and never say a single word after the opening comment and enjoy a great comedy unfold. He hated the ex and his family.

Haven’t talked to my SIL at all, but we will be with them for Christmas. I’m going to text everyone as a group and confirm plans, etc.

UPDATE!!!

1) I texted our family group for Christmas and went over the basic schedule. Food, drinks, etc. Everybody responded with the usual pleasantries and holiday wishes. But my SIL went a little more overboard than usual, putting “VERY MUCH” in all caps when she said they were “VERY MUCH looking forward to it!” Not a huge deal but I think that was her way of letting me know everything was fine and let’s perhaps keep things going.

2) I waited a day and texted her separately. I told her I was looking forward to spending Christmas with them. She replied “likewise.” And then I rolled the dice a little and added “Wear something hot.” There was a longer pause than I thought, and I was a little worried, but felt both relief and excitement when she replied with “Yes sir.”

UPDATE!!!

Got a text from my SIL last night. It was short and sweet. Just said “Hope this meets your expectations.” And that was it. I was confused but a couple minutes later I got another text from her. This time it was a picture with the comment “Oops, forgot the pic. LOL.”

And the pic showed clothing laid on her bed. It was a pair of black suede boots, different than the ones she wore to Thanksgiving. They looked to be about knee-high. It also showed a black skirt, not too long or short, looks like it would go to her knees. Also, a black leather belt with a large silver buckle. And a sheer, long-sleeved champagne-colored top with silver linings. Very sexy! But what really caught my eye was a pair of black thigh-high stockings. NO PANTIES. I waited a little bit to respond. All I said was “Perfect.”

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