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Phil, an old friend around 28, very good looking, six pack and all, a physicist, was having trouble getting laid. One day he told me he was going to cut to the chase and approach every woman he meets with "Hi, would you like to fuck?".
His theory was that by raising the absolute number of queries high enough, the relative number of acceptances would meet his needs.
I saw him a few months later and asked how his new strategy was paying off.
-"I gave up on it!"
-"why. What happened?. Theory sounded workable."
-"I couldn't stand the rejection".
Sic transit gloria mundi.

I had a college professor in the 70s that told us, he could line up 10 women and just outright ask, Do you want to fuck? He was older and not hot by any means. He said 9 out of 10 times you get your face slapped, but the 10th one you get lucky! No idea if it worked, I never tried.

9 slaps to get laid? Hmm...I would consider it.

The Nobel Prize winning physicist Richard Fenyman was a renowned horn dog. He advocated this approach. He had above average looks and was very witty and funny so I assume he spent a minute on banter first and laying that ground work he got a higher success rate and fewer slaps from the failures.

It probably didn't hurt that he was a famous professor, was often fucking students and it was in the period just after the pill came out and before STDs "free love". It would get you fired today...

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