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Merry Christmas!!
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Merry Christmas!!
| By bonefang2 on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 4:07 pm: |
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where’s the Tylenol?
No Christmas bonus ! ?
| By dcolusguy98 on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 5:48 pm: |
Jelly of the month club what more could you want
| By rachelusa24 on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 6:29 pm: |
What’s wrong with kissing your dog? 
| By skjohn on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 7:14 pm: |
I know who is getting a lump of coal in his Christmas Stocking
| By furrycarl on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 7:41 pm: |
Shitter’s full!!!
| By cjinpa610 on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 8:35 pm: |
bah humbug !.....before i sold my business , i would give each employee (4) an extra paycheck in cash !...i paid the tax !.....they really apricated it and handshakes n hugs were given but never once did any of them give me even a homemade cookie , didn't bother me but it went up my wife's azz sideways !...i had to remind her that it's always better to give than receive ! unless we were talking about her giving me a blowjob, i would happily receive !
| By flfrankieb on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 9:47 pm: |
I got canned 6 days before Christmas - I don't recall a bonus that year either.
Ohh - and in 1994, I had just started with a company a few weeks before. The owner didn't want me to go out empty-handed while he gave some of the long-term folks their bonuses. So he went to the corporate gifts HE had gotten from others, and he re-gifted it to ME. A 3 lb cannister - of roasted PEANUTS! So yeah, my bonus that year was peanuts. LITERALLY, peanuts.
All in all, the peanuts was a better gift than getting the heave-ho. But HEY .... that's just me !
| By product1010 on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 10:25 pm: |
Schools out for Xmas vacation that day wife gave three BJ's to fellow teachers for Xmas presents!
| By product1010 on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 - 10:25 pm: |
Schools out for Xmas vacation that day wife gave three BJ's to fellow teachers for Xmas presents!